Employee #7:
All right, folks. So we're back at this again. I'm going to show you real quick how to beautify yourself, extra pretty, in about three minutes and 48 seconds. Okay, super chill. So to start out, what you do, is you just take a little bit of face mask, right? This is our coffee cocoa. Hey Chris, coffee cocoa, right? That's what you're using?

Khrys:
Mm-hmm (affirmative).

Employee #7:
Coffee cocoa?

Khrys:
Mm-hmm (affirmative).

Employee #7:
Okay. She's asleep right now, so I'm just going to bother her while she does that. I'm using the coffee cocoa face mask right there. And I'm just going to make sure I get all of my entire face. And as you all can tell, I have not as much face as some people. So it's not that hard for me to see. The thing is, how do I put it? I don't have a lot going for me in the physical department. Bodies not banging, just not that pretty, but my skin looks great. So I'm going to utilize.

Employee #7:
I'm taking advantage of what I have, which is really pretty skin that I've worked very hard for. And I'm going to make sure I use that down in all these holes. So it's important to make sure I take care of it. And I'm going to use that to my advantage. I'm using this coffee cocoa face mask here to introduce a nice amount of vitamins and minerals to my face, help tighten up my skin. I don't want no sagging, old testicle skin. I need my face to look amazing and just glisten, just shine, because the thing is, I need to literally shine on these holes. And it's important. Chris, is it okay if I shine all these holes?

Khrys:
Mm-mm (negative).

Employee #7:
No?

Khrys:
Mm-mm (negative).

Employee #7:
I can't shine all the holes?

Khrys:
Mm-mm (negative) [crosstalk 00:01:39].

Employee #7:
Can I just glisten a little bit?

Khrys:
No.

Employee #7:
This is just a little glisten.

Khrys:
Mm-mm (negative).

Employee #7:
Okay. All right. So my wife said it was cool. She said I can totally shine all these holes.

Khrys:
I'll strangle you one day.

Employee #7:
You're going to strangle me?

Khrys:
Mm-hmm (affirmative).

Employee #7:
Might like it. But yeah, so I can just get my face ready. All right, so the next big step, once you're done applying all this, is you want to make sure you let it dry appropriately. But let's get to that in a second after this song here. Okay, now we're back to my bullshit. So as you see there, and my face was all dry and crackly. And that's good. Face is tight. Skin's tight. Things tight. Who doesn't like it tight? You get it? And now it's time to wash it off with just a little bit of water. It doesn't take a lot to get this stuff off. And use a little bit of black soap. I don't know if you can see it in the back, but I used some of the black soap there, some raw African black soap, the kind we sell.

Employee #7:
This is a shameless plug to buy some of our stuff. Then I'm going to brush my teeth. My teeth aren't the whitest. They're not the straightest, but honestly I've never had any complaints. I got to just do what I can do to make myself feel good about me. Because if I like me, then in the world, it doesn't matter what everybody else thinks. Just as long as I like me. And the purpose of this whole video really is the only way you can make yourself beautiful is to really fall in love with yourself because yourself and you are the same. So enjoy it, and I hope this is helpful. So see you.


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